Do you love meat? Do you love burning things? Then have I found the perfect product for you!
Really, why should cattle ranchers have all the fun? Now you can torch pretty much whatever you want onto a piece of steak, chicken, pork, salmon or even tofu! The BBQ Branding Iron comes complete with 52 letters and 8 blank spaces to let your imagination run wild.
“Thanks to two lines of text and a whole heap of letters, the possibilities are (almost) endless: ‘Happy Birthday’, ‘Road Kill’, ‘McTasty’, Eat Me’, ‘Vegans Suck’, ‘Crime Scene’, ‘Hot Stuff’, ‘RIP Daisy’, ‘What Diet’, ‘Medium Rare’, ‘Ouch’… and those are just the clean ones. Profanity-seared meat splattered with ketchup? What’s not to like!”
Whats not to like indeed! You can pre-order the BBQ Branding Iron from the UK for £14.95 by clicking here.