did you make a new year’s resolution of dieting or working out? haven’t stuck to your new regiment? be glad you aren’t consuming some of this disgusting, heart attack inducing crap:
are you just slightly satisfied with a corn dog? it’s kind of bad for you, but you can make it worse. slop it up a bit by wrapping your hot dog in french fries and deep frying it. that’s intense!
this will surely leave you with some lovely heart burns. this hot mess consists of ‘three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwichs for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties.’ holy cow, your ass will be feelin’ that later!


For the love of all things holy, it’s “you’re”. You’re geeks, have some self-respect. :D
(I effing love this blog. It’s kickass in all the best ways. Keep it up!)
omg! thanks for the editing! i posted this super quickly and didn’t even proofread it. i am silly. also, thanks for the sweet shoutout! :)